"Today you may be clearing the air over some issues that has been left on the back of the rack for way too long. Money and finances seem somewhat of a concern and there is something favorable happening in this regard, but not today." - No idea..
"Today is a day where you will experience many opportunities that present the best of all worlds. Days like this do not come often with you so today you definitely want to make the most of every minute"- The day is ending in like 2 more hours and I dont see it coming.. haha bull's crap.
"Be careful of your health today because it can be thrown off by either food or a sudden change in the weather. You've been doing great keeping up with your financial obligations." - Now they know how to predict weather too. haha :P